Cheap motor insurers sup from the winning chalice.
As anyone worth their salt will tell you, so that means cheap motor insurers like us, drinking shouldn't be mixed with driving. Football on the other hand, should be blended with the noble art of quaffing. Only again, not when you're driving. And when cheap motor insurers say football, ones like Insureyourmotor.co.uk obviously refer to the viewing of, as opposed to the participation in. As unless you have a juggernaut or stretch limo at your disposal, odds are you wont be doing many keep me up's in the back of a Punto. Especially not when steadying your now warm beer. But this is all wrong. Drinking, driving, dribbling and drivel.it can mean only one thing. Cheap motor insurers have noticed that the World Team Cup thingy is about to take over our lives, and zombie-like, our heads and limbs will be involuntarily guiding us to the nearest sloshy haven, so as to force us to watch short, round of Man. U get set upon by a bunch of cynical South Americans. Needless to say, this has upset some important people who think it's their civil duty to run our lives for us. Whilst every cheap motor insurers pays them for this honour.
Soccerettes planning on watching the televisual, tavern-based action, are being warned not to exceed the drink drive limits. Or their own parochial fussball expectations. Police forces from here to there, will be showing admirable interest in a drink-driving crackdown throughout the month of June. To coincide with the World Team Cup thingy. Intelligence has led them to believe that many of us are prepared to sun ourselves, drink ourselves, and football ourselves stupid, both after lunchtime and evening games; then, get in a car, preferably our own if we can focus on it long enough, and razz off. In a bid to sober us up before we get the overriding urge, they're reminding us that 1966 was famous for something. The year in which the first drink driving laws were introduced. And here's another one for you, courtesy of Chief Inspector Steve Palmer of the West Midlands branch of policing, who informs all that "Ten times as many people die in road traffic collisions, than are murdered". And that concludes the news brought to you from the gun-culture capital of Britain for today.
Insureyourmotor.co.uk, ever the public servants we feel we ought to be, offer up this bit of advice. Drink if you must, play football if you really think you can, and drive if you need to go somewhere, but do it all at the right time and place. You want to cheer on the lads? So do we.so get a lift to the alehouse, and get a lift back. Hail a taxi, jump on a bus, (under one just proves you've had too much) or phone a friend. Or just quit your job, citing how it gets in the way of a day spent far more productively supporting team Eng-er-land. It all about common sense at the end of the day, and knowing your limitations. Of which there are none if you're a fan of cheap motor insurance from the born winners at Insureyourmototr.co.uk. They're far too clued up to dabble in the above bad habits, instead concentrating their efforts on finding you the cheapest motor insurance. Now that's what we call a result.
Date - 21/09/2006
