Cheap motor insurers drive (and fly, swim and leap) in the face of danger!
Cheap motor insurers, such as Insureyourmotor.co.uk to name but one, note that if you're really persistent, there are many ways you can successfully die. Not that Insureyourmotor.co.uk (the cheap motor insurers) are morbid in any way; or for that matter have a cheap motor insuring death wish. (policy perhaps though. Call us to find out) Cheap motor insurers - Insureyourmotor.co.uk to you and I - happened upon a website that briefly explained a dozen ways to kill yourself the other day. If you happened to be in Shanghai that is. Apparently, the Kerry Centre, as cheap motor insurers Insureyourmotor.co.uk discovered, is 32 storeys tall. Therefore chucking yourself off is 100% successful. The number 57 bus goes directly to the Shanghai Zoo. Where you can climb into a tiger's mouth and die. Someone's spotted an open manhole cover somewhere downtown. Which to the world-weary offers the opportunity to jump into a sewer. And subsequently drown. Or maybe a stroll through Fuxing Park is more to your liking. Where because the trees are sympathetic tall and close together, means hanging is far simpler a proposition. Failing that Insureyourmotor.co.uk, the favourite cheap motor insurer of the manically-depressive read, that there's a decent construction site at Dafa Gardens in the city, where, according to many, there's always something falling. Then again, you may wish to go out looking tidy. In which case there's a barber stand at 1324 Alley. Ideally placed for stealing a razor, and cutting your own throat. There's always ways and means. For those sick of paying over the odds for not-so-cheap motor insurance anyhow.
For those looking for an escape closer to home many drivers in the UK foolishly feel safest when behind the wheel of their vehicle, than when travelling lets say, by train, ferry or plane. Despite de-railing commuter-packed trains, cross channel ferries taking on too much of the watery stuff and Concorde dropping out of the French sky, you are substantially more likely to be a fatality statistic whilst driving yourself down to Bingo. Seriously. Now BRAKE are good at surveys. They should be by now. They spend so much time conducting them. Therefore when they say something, we all sit up and take note. It's just other websites document them better than Insureyourmotor.co.uk do. Anyhow, some two-thirds of respondents to a recent BRAKE survey insisted that driving themselves was when they felt safest of all. Leading a lemming-like sixth to actually believe that it made them feel magnanimously safer than all the other choices. Put together. Perversely in light of motorists in general admitting their acknowledgement that driving on the whole is one of the most dangerous means of transportation. Bizarre.
One in four Non-vertigo sufferers confessed that they felt far more secure in a 400 tonne steel box suspended in the sky with but 2 slithers of aluminium and a couple of engines out of a Roller keeping them there. And one in six hold faith with South Eastern Railways commuter-reduction policy of recent times, and consider trains to be the way to go. Those maintaining their sea legs at all costs, suggest ferries made them feel safest of all. One in ten willing to push the boat out. And whoever's left, pushing it back in again. So what does BRAKE have to say about their findings? Well, who better (and more expensive) to ask than their Chief Executive Mary Williams OBE; who chortled on to cheap motor insurers - Insureyourmotor.co.uk - like this; "Drivers clearly have a false sense of invulnerability when driving a car, which they actually know isn't real." Seeking more of the limelight she continued in the same vein; "If people deceive themselves about the inherent dangers of driving this may explain incessant risk-taking on the road and the daily death toll. About nine out of ten crashes are due to driver error."
Surveys. They're growing on us you know. Rather like our cheap motor insurance is on the likes of you. Insureyourmotor.co.uk ensures that our cheap motor insurance will cheer you up a bit, and steer your thoughts away from doom and gloom, and back onto cheap motor insurance. The Insureyourmotor.co.uk variety.
Date - 21/09/2006
