Cheap car insurer clock Celeb's on road to nowhere.
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In a week that's seen one time swaggering, flea-weight ring-raider Prince Naseem Hamed banged up behind bars he cant fight, back-flip or crash his egotistical way out of, (and definitely wont be able to slip his now porky chops out of) highway-code observing cheap car insurers, Insureyourmotor.co.uk, thought it high-time we addressed the issue of which Celeb's have done what. Obviously having little to do with their lives, it's more specifically what they've done behind the wheel which is set to fill this bit of today's screen. Which points at a greater sum total than what they've done once they've got out the other end. Starting as we mean to go on, (i.e., with a big star) cheap car insurer, Insureyourmotor.co.uk, caught up (like the police did) with Caprice. Bourret, if it helps jog your memory? Model, actress and designer, not to mention one-time work-out accessory for ex-arsenal defender and celebrity alcoholic, Tony Adams, who even plod were at pains to identify. "Don't you know who I am?" she bleated, shortly before being cuffed with fluffies and taken up the nick. Subsequently being arrested and charged for driving with excess alcohol on board.
Someone who you should know better, is Jim Moir. Who pleaded guilty to career-damaging charges of being Vic Reeves and drink driving in 2005, in the aftermath of his vintage Jag acquainting itself with a stationary vehicle. And in turn, the 23 year old occupant. Not content with the briefest of automotive intro's he fled the scene before he could witness the funny side of the Pug 106 careering into a fence.
Alleged to be the worst driver amongst British footballers, (in a hard fought category) the gong went to the worst defender amongst British footballers, Rio . S. Ferdinand. In 2005, Footballing Simpson took home many accolades for his contributions to dangerous driving, namely 4 bans for speeding and drink driving; which must have gone some way to fill the vast space on his red mantelpiece.
Junkie-to-the-stars and Jaguar collector Pete Doherty spends more time arriving at magistrates courts these days than he does shooting up; so to redress this balance he was recently just arrested on suspicion (the sort that comes with photographic evidence) of attempting to drive under the influence of alcohol and drugs. On seizing his car authorities were said to have found substances believed (extensive tests still being carried out by a crack investigation team) to have been heroin and cocaine. And Kate Moss who had slipped through the seat.
A man with more car's than hit records, Jamiriquai-fronting hypno-gimp Jay Kay was banned for six months after someone saw him travelling whilst moving. At virtual speeds of 100mph this was a reality check for the space cowboy who was also banned back in 1998 when it was noted that he'd reached 11mph in his Ferrari F40. Slick as ever, he slide-stepped the issue by claiming that he was rushing home to stop a crazed fan from torching his manor.
No stranger to controversy, (but a complete one to chart success these days) some-time singer George Michael confessed to a chat show host that he had got into his car on a steep hill, removed the handbrake, tried to manoeuvre out of the way of the car in front, but instead had hit it. Owners of that car, and the two others damaged confessed to police that he'd left with speed, failing to notify anyone of this, his latest public place grappling with objects misdemeanour.
'In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit'. In 1984 soccer bad boy Georgey Best was sent to Pentonville for a crime he did commit. One that he couldn't dribble his way out of, seeing as it involved drink driving and assaulting plod. Some 20 years later he fell foul of drink drive laws again.
'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' lightweight and part-time Eastender, Elaine Lordon, was disqualified from driving for 12 months and fined an hours pay - £750 - after admitting being one and a half times over the drink drive limit. And being a shit actress. She had previously denied a similar charge in 2001, before she became well-known as Lynne Hobbs.
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Date - 21/09/2006
