Cheap motor insurers warn of dead end.
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Spooked motorists on the Caterham Bypass thought they must have driven onto the set of famed oompa-lumpa, Michael Jackass-son's Thriller video, when confronted by a sight grimmer than the kiddie-befriending, self-styled King of Pap himself last month. They clearly had the willies put up them when venturing through urban tart terrain when spotting what was best described to anxious police as a frightening-looking female, wearing ripped tights and a mini-skirt; yet benefiting from no distinguishable features on her face. Quite what Tina Turner was doing on the A22 in the dead of night is anyone's guess, and needless to say her people were unavailable for comment.
What did ensue however was another terrifying waste of taxpayers money, to the ghostly tune of £1000, required to summon up the forces of good in the form of the deployment of a police chopper and various well-trained canines, keen of nose - to follow any ectoplasmic trails left behind by the hormonal wailer. After insisting on the drivers making the calls to take a breathalyser test, police informed Insureyourmotor.co.uk that there were no traces of spirits found.
"It was all very eerie. It's the weirdest thing I've come across" added a spokes-scaredy-cat for the East Surrey branch of ghost busting bobbies; who insisted he'll leave no (grave) stone unturned in his paranormal investigations.
All of this skull-duggery of which leads Insureyourmotor.co.uk to alleviate drivers fears of imaginary cheap motor insurance, and to instil in their cheap motor insuring minds a sense of calm in the belief that Insureyourmotor.co.uk's cheap motor insurance cannot be touched.
Date - 21/09/2006
