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History teaches us that a lack of hurricane awareness and preparation are common threads among all major windy disasters, yet, by consciously acknowledging your vulnerability and the pre-requisitional actions to take, it's just possible to dramatically reduce the effects of a potential hurricane disaster. That said, apply the same principle to voice-recognisable parking meters and odds are it wont make a blind bit of difference. Avoidance techniques, such as the ostrich-tested burying your head in the sand, wont help the good people of Sheffield . Firstly because there's not much in the way of sand in the UK 's foremost steel city, and secondly because resistance is futile. After all, if you work, rest or play near the city centre, you're going to have to park your motor somewhere. From today, always 'halfway to being vexed' Yorksour motorists will be greeted with words of advice from faux-celebrities. (The worst kind in Insureyourmotor.co.uk's view) At the precise juncture they request a parking ticket from a normally non-confrontational Pay and Display box. The initiative (if you can call it that) is thought to be the first of its kind in the country, and is a light-hearted centre piece to an ongoing campaign that's designed to help reduce car crime in Sheffield, by notably encouraging motorists to take more responsibility for their vehicles. Whereas leaflets under wiper blades, aswell as a proper plod presence would have sufficed in the past, the Sheffield Safer Communities Partnership, (The organisation involving the city's biggest public organisations, including the council and police) thought this humorous alternative would ram the message home with greater effect. Insureyourmotor.co.uk asked someone in on the joke to explain their version of events. Allo allo - and who do we find beating a hasty retreat on seeing Insureyourmotor.co.uk's man on the streets, none other than Supt Mick Webster, of South Yorksour Police, who, with others, is responsible for the force's war on car crime. This is what he had to say: "Vehicle crime is something that affects a lot of people, yet there are many steps people can take to reduce the chance of them becoming a victim. Our campaign in Sheffield is designed to encourage everyone to take these steps. We came up with an idea that will get people to take note." Insureyourmotor.co.uk thought as much. Who else, other than plod would have the time to help think up such a PR disaster.
They believe that the problem might be drastically reduced if motorists hung around long enough to hear someone pretending to be David Beckham squeak on about 'not letting thieves score'. Now, correct us if Insureyourmotor.co.uk are wrong, but if this materialised each time you approached a Pay and Display box for a ticket, you'd probably, (sooner rather than later) leave your car at home. Which, Insureyourmotor.co.uk believe is the cunning ploy adopted here. Think about it for a minute. You're running late for something or other, possibly work, although it's South Yorksour we're talking about, so not much to actually do there since about 1879; your hairs gone west, and you've just dropped your wallet. It's a doomsday scenario whereby the last thing you'd now want to hear are the immortal comically timed words of Michael Caine's most famous line, (Un-creatively adapted from the Italian Job) - "Blow the blinkin' doors off? There's no need, they'll just smash the glass. Make it tough, hide your stuff". Now, not many people know this, but even those who avidly watch 'You've Been Framed' would, before very long, cease to see the funny side, and take their car parking business elsewhere. Or, as is more likely the case seeing as the initiative is city-wide, purchase bicycle clips and a good quality windcheater.
If people, even those not resident in South Yorksour are stupid enough to leave their expensive Casio watches and Halfords-own Sat-Nav's on the passenger seat of their people carriers - let them. Put it this way, if your cars going to get broken into, it's going to get broken into no matter what's been advertised for theft within balaclava-sight. Thugs will be thugs and all that. And if they're short on smokes, then as sure as chickens lay eggs, they're going to break your Multipla window for that tempting packet of Benson and Hedges Lights.
So, who are the culprits? No, not the would-be thieves, the celebrities voices being ripped off by some out-of-season-at-the-pier act looking to upgrade his CV. Alongside serial-whiner Beckham we have Michael Caine, Sean Connery, Rolf Harris, Jeremy Clarkson, Lily Savage and someone Insureyourmotor.co.uk's level of research just cant uncover. Each one as distinctive as the last, sharing the common ability to irritate the **** out of you. Informing anyone who's stuck waiting for a ticket to be dispensed (whilst bashing their heads in frustration) that you should move everything from display and park in well-lit, managed car parks, celebrity-mimic Stuart Smith has got a lot to answer for. If you're really lucky, you may witness Sean Connery utter the famous line; "The names Bond - James Bond, I'm on a mission to help bring down car crime in Sheffield, etc.." which of course I'm sure he would have killed for the opportunity to do for real, stretching his acting ability like Cubby Broccoli couldn't ever lay claim to. As if that wasn't bad enough, many of you will, instead, hear Rolf Harris ask you in time-honoured tradition - "Can you see what it is yet? Don't forget if they can see it, they can steal it, etc." No really. As always, the last word has to go to plod; so here is a collection of them. "Each celebrity has a saying all of their own. We're hoping people will listen hard, keen to hear all seven messages". That's South Yorksour police, proving as ever, that they're tuned into what the taxpayers want to see them doing.
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Date - 21/09/2006
