Its oil over for pretend cheap motor insurers!
Insureyourmotor.co.uk in cheap motor insurance shocker! Leading cheap motor insurers Insureyourmotor.co.uk are doing what petrol retailers cant, Insureyourmotor.co.uk are keeping the lid on their already miniscule motor insurance pricing structure in the heat of opposition from so-called cheap motor insurance competitors, to insure that their customers are self-served and raring to come back for more cheap motor insurance as soon as they run dry. One of Insureyourmotor.co.uk's journalists points their cheap motor insuring finger at greedy petrol retailers..
A smattering of Library pictures of Joe Public filling up their Vectra's at a Hammersmith petroleum forecourt can only mean one thing. The western world is caqing themselves over the Iran situation. A situation not dissimilar to the Iraq situation, that's so last year now. Only Iran still have their madman poised over the big red button that says FIRE. Which inevitably serves as an ideal, if not timely, holiday period excuse for oil companies to swap their big pricing numbers, for even bigger pricing numbers somewhere on the shiny surface of their pumping apparatus.
It's the old, old story. American fool brainwashes English fool into thinking Middle Eastern fool is going to launch world war 3. Of course Middle Eastern fool is calling American fools bluff, but American fool can't see life past the end of the current baseball season; which news keeps English fool awake at night. Something English fool's wife-let has failed to do for years. Which all this tom, dick and Mahmoud-foolery invariably leads to you and me paying a Prime-Ministers ransom at the filling station.
Expect to be coughing up over £5 per gallon any day now, which in theory would make it considerably cheaper to book a Persian Airways flight to somewhere humid and oily, bottle up your own crude, and leg it back home. Pouring non-refined, but dirt cheap, gasoline into your tank. And still amazingly have change left over for a soggy leaf and wood-shaving sandwich advertised as still fresh from Thursday. Last week.
Gullible motorists are being warned that they'll have to fork out over £1 a litre for fuel, as retail prices for large drums of the motion lotion has hit record highs on the major markets. $72 would have got you a barrel of the black stuff yesterday according to Insureyourmotor.co.uk's ear down on the trading floor. Compared to $30 getting you the very same quantity back in 2003AD. A bygone era when you could also have got 3 camels thrown into the deal. In exchange for your missus. So Mr. and Mrs. Shell, their friends from across the street, the lovely BP's, not to mention the new to the area Esso's and the sociable Mr. and Mrs. Texaco at number 57, have decided to take full advantage of the situation and charge you on the gate for taking up their invite and coming to the their annual spring do. A seasonal rip-off replicated the length and breadth of our green and pleasant, yet non-crude-oil producing, land.
Insureyourmotor.co.uk's informers on the street have already reported some big city forecourts demanding over £1 per litre, in a shameful exercise in scaremongering.
Furthermore the disturbingly all singing, all dancing friends of Insureyourmotor.co.uk's - the artistes formally known as the AA, have confirmed the governments plans to dupe a nation started in earnest over the Easter weekend; when they discovered that the average price for a litre of unleaded rose by one tenth of a shilling. That's half a penny to 94.4p for those of you who don't live your lives in sepia. Diesel was said to be on average 97.6p. But no one really cares about diesel anyway. If crude oil prices continued to escalate, and the English fool cashes in as thought, then don't be surprised to pay £1.10 per litre very soon. Or 0.00p if you frequent the Shell Downing Street outlet, a place that only seems to serve black Jags.
As far as Insureyourmotor.co.uk are concerned, you can pay what you like for petrol/diesel/sugar cane/weasels urine, but remember this - if its cheap motor insurance you want, that doesn't alter because 3 fools cant decide whose got the bigger bomb, then make Insureyourmotor.co.uk your only port of call this week.
Date - 21/09/2006
