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One of their journalists takes a look at something topical..
Some morally wrong people get their kicks from parking up in remote country lanes, wandering casually over to a randomly condensated Ford Fiesta and pressing their fringeless foreheads against the windows of Uncle Henry's finest hour. This initial person is often joined by other coincidentally passing people/onlookers. Also probably lost, they too just happen to go over to the very same Dagenham export to ask its obliviously pre-occupied driver and close friend for directions. Or at least form an orderly queue of obviously lost people waiting to ask directions. All pressing their moist brows onto the sweaty Fiesta's windows.
Of course, all these accidentally lost people have coincidentally logged onto the same certain website earlier that day, to determine the best place to get lost that particular evening. Needless to say all this confusion amongst the coincidentally/accidentally lost throng of people leads to the sudden urgency to release the tension of being lost.
Each to their own is what I say, although in this case it's each to somebody else's own.
Anyway, what people do in the confines of their small family run-about is their business. And several others it appears. Yet for want of a better word a - harmless - activity, the same of which cannot be said for 'Rubbernecking' - another spectator sport popping up across the country.
According to a recent survey conducted by your friends and ours - Green Flag (breakdown botherers if you didn't know) many of you are at it. Staring at other people's misfortune that is. Not two complete strangers over-active silhouettes in the glare of the full moon/Ford Orion's main beam.
2 out of every 3 sicko's prompted have unashamedly revealed that they've slowed down their vehicles to have a better look at the scene of a crash; whereas 10% of licence-holding freaks have freely admitted to having stopped their vehicle altogether to have a better look at an accident. Men, as above, have been exposed as the main offenders when it comes to what's been termed 'Rubbernecking'. In a survey of 3,000 motorists, men were outed as twice as likely as women to hit the brakes and have a ganders.
But heed warning with this deviants charter, as it brings its own perils.
A further 1 in 20 drivers has experienced an accident of their own doing, simply by gawping at someone else's pickle.
A thoughtless, and probably fatherless 1 in 10 blurted out that it annoyed them when something as trivial, and obviously unavoidable and selfish as an innocent person being involved in an accident is, somehow managed to elongate their journey time. And who could blame such long-suffering individuals. They expressed anger that someone else's error behind the wheel had had the indignation of holding up their Mercedes.
Those actually involved in the accident or breakdown, uncharitable enough not to consider those who drove Mercedes, the only party in all of this motoring-madness that actually had a destination they and their braces had to reach, said they felt embarrassed when other motorists starred at them as they drove past.
The results of February and March's questionnaire also named and shamed the regions that spawned such macabre motorists. So, take your hats off to Scotland it seems, who are statistically the most prolific when it comes to slowing down to gaze at an accident, with almost 78% admitting the act. But it's a big round of applause to those that call London their home, as their drivers (50.0%) were highlighted as the least likely to cause traffic problems by rubbernecking accidents.
Rather perversely, a Green Flag Spokes-muppet added contritely; "This is a real eye-opener. It may be tempting to look at an accident, but it's vital for safety to concentrate on the road ahead".
It may be tempting?
What?
Perhaps if you subscribe to the sorts of glossy publications that you don't find in the aisles at ASDA, and document your imaginary friend Wilbur, on your list of nearest and dearest, then yes, you might be tempted to take a sneaky at the scene of a crash; infact, you'd be more than prepared to take pictures to add to the ones of children and small animals that serve as wallpaper in your bed-sit. However, considering that you're identified as 'normal' on your birth certificate, then no, I shouldn't think it is that much of a temptation.
Casting my mind back to that Ford Fiesta earlier though, now that does have a certain appeal it has to be said. A bit like Insureyourmotor.co.uk. Not that they condone dogging or anything - just cheap motor insurance mainly. The sort that saves you a fortune. Cheap motor insurance with peace of mind guaranteed. They sound pretty alluring to me. Insureyourmotor.co.uk. Now you heard it here first.
Date - 21/09/2006
