Cheap car insurance rates = happy, smiley faces all round.
"Are we there yet?!" - A familiar cry emitted by the more compact of family members (who are transported by cheap motor insurers) when travelling toward somewhere you intend to arrive at. Only not quite yet. And a sentence that can often, tragically, lead to violence. And ruin a cheap motor insurer's perfectly adequate holiday/excursion/spot of sight-seeing, before it actually begins/rains. It doesn't matter how many TV's a cheap motor insurer installs in the rear of their headrests, or how many Playstation's are scattered around the back seat; or how many times the bawling rear-arranged occupants haven't noticed you drive past the same landmark as you vehemently argue against that very accusation with your adult passenger. So, what's to be done about it cheap motor insurers? Well, once-amusing, now-slightly-less-depreciative automaker Skoda think they may have come up with the answer.
Which in itself is a turn up for the books; as they've got in there before some random US Campus has had a chance to do its calculus and con the remainder of western civilisation into believing they've actually answered one of life's great questions. That said, its one of our boffins (slipped some readies by the Czech-Germanic manufacturer) who's stumbled upon the truth of the matter. Professor Dwight Barkley of the University of Warwick (where he sets coursework, and marks homework in the Mathematics Department thereabouts) has formulated the equation you'll find below to calculate the exact timeframe within a journey when a small person chirps up from the back. I kid you not cheap motor insurers. Just when you thought it were safe to venture back to this statistic-overdosed site, we find squiggly arithmetical lines and equals signs in close proximity to one another signalling more reader disbelief.
Here's a handy self-help guide to some of the symbols. 'to = the time you left the house'; 'C = is the number of children in your car'; and 'A = the number of activities to do.' I hope that's cleared up any confusion. If you do have further grievances then blame Skoda who commissioned the 'research', that they hope will provide you with the priceless knowledge pre-requisitional to prepare in advance for a long journey in the future. And by adopting the lessons learned from the diagram you will be able to significantly increase the length of time it takes before the dreaded question surfaces. So there you have it. Cheap motor insurance + weird intelligent people x public relation seeking auto firm + annoying kids = fun, fun, and more fun. Just the way we like things here on the comfy back seat of cheap motor insurance outings. Where everybody's always resonating joy thanks to incredibly cheap motor insurance quotes being dished out here, there and everywhere.
Date - 21/09/2006
