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Hello there cheap motor insurers and we've got just the news you've been waiting to hear if you're a massive fan of Vauxhalls Vectra, and just the news you've been waiting to hear if you're one of the many who hate it with a vengeance. As they're disappearing off forecourts faster than a Paris Hilton DVD vanishes off the shelves of retailers not normally found on the high street. With reported cases of heat-stroke haven taken its wretched and widespread toll amongst cheap motor insurers across the country throughout the month of July, with it, the sales of dealer registered Vectra's increased dramatically. Which has sent shock-waves through the industry. Experts in their field stress that the initial warning signs to watch out for with regards this worrying affliction are cheap motor insurers demonstrating crass stupidity, that's to say not taking enough care and attention before venturing outdoors, or those cheap motor insurers not realising the long term damage half an hour of thoughtlessness will do, and, critically, the literally hundreds of cheap motor insurers not taking on board enough (alcoholic) liquids beforehand. The root causes of sun-stroke are said to be similar.
Last month 954 Vectra's found new, loving homes, the reasoning behind this phenomenon cannot be fully explained. (although it partially can later in this paragraph) Which is a danger in itself. Compared to the same time last year, Vauxhall have witnessed an unprecedented upsurge in sales of the Vectra by some 263 per cent. Which is incredible. And other such words that require definitive punctuation. Like frightening! shocking! And, our personal favourite, bewildering! This figure alone has contributed to Vauxhall finding themselves leading the private sales chart outright for July 2006. when approaching a local dealer to gage their response, blinkered of course so we weren't lured in by the seductive techniques of the Ditchwater Green Vectra 1.6LS waiting to ambush myself and the camera-crew by the showroom doors, they were unequivocal, stating with much dealer-speak gusto that; "its all down to the Vectra's fine drive, excellent equipment and competitive pricing." And in no way, shape or form anything to do with the whopping great discounts they come with when any would-be buyer/red, blotchy-skinned type started negotiating downwards. A practice you don't have to initiate here at the showroom rammed with cheap motor insurance, because the discounts have already taken effect. And our cheap motor insurance prices won't go any lower.
Date - 21/09/2006
